So it appears that Annaliese has an issue with the smell of tuna....
This week kicked off with an argument of extractor fans and washing up. Apparently Chloe isn't allowed to comment on such matters because she isn't a domestic goddess. It's pretty clear though that none of the girls like Chloe. Jealous much?
In a Lovely Lisa Mail, it was revealed that this was going to be the best episode of the series - MAKE OVER!!!!
The girls were whisked off to Daniel Galvin's salon to be primped and preened with the required level of nervous trepidation.
Once they were told what they were going to have done, it was time to start cutting and colouring. But my goodness! The amount of bad extensions the girls had was quite frankly horrifying.
Ashley looked amazing with her Louise Lombardesque crop but hated it and wanted to cry.
Madeleine cried that she'd look like a lesbian. Not only that but a pale GINGER lesbian. She also seemed to think she has fat thighs and now that her hair had been cut that's all anyone will see... uh huh...
Sophie thought she looked like a boy mushroom. Whatever boy mushrooms look like...
Chloe has gone brown but according to Annaliese this will not make her intelligent. No shit sherlock.
Lovely Lisa tells Madeleine to STFU. Maddie cries even more.
Viola looks hardly any different. She makes me think of fairies when I look at her.
Mecia looks better
Lauren looks no different
Jade is still annoying. Just with better hair..
And Kasey looks SO much better with dark natural hair as opposed to the afghan hound she had before.
And who'da thunk it? The behaviour during the make overs was only a bloomin' task to front the salon's new campaign. Viola won mainly because I don't think she ever speaks. If she doesn't speak, she can't complain. Seems fair enough to me.
And so, via the medium of interpretive dance, the girls got the learn your body lesson.
Apparently Annaliese is a dance teacher. We know this because she tells everyone all the time and is generally bossy'n'bitchy. Felt a little burst of affection for Mecia for calling crunking "The Crumpet Dance".
The challenge for this one was to showcase new Miss Sixty clothes whilst dancing in a club.
Mecia and Annaliese won as dancers and Kasey's group won as fashion types and got to go back in the club. Maddie was pissed off apparently. Like anyone cared what she thought.
Oh huzzah. Yawn. Faux lesbianism for the photoshoot
Lauren looked very strong and was paired with Jade who matched her.
Ashley is our new whinger du jour. Bitch will not stop complaining about EVERYTHING.
And so on to judging.
Nick Johnson hated Chloe's shot - to be fair her discomfort was so evident she might as well have been holding a sign up saying so.
Annaliese's face looked weird!
Jade and Lauren's shots were great. Lovely Lisa finally criticised a body position! Jade had lost a knee.
Hahaha! Nick compared Viola to a zombie! She is a kooky one to be sure.
Daisy and Hayley won for professionalism and good shots.
Ashley STFU. Seriously. Stop whinging.
In other news, Lovely Lisa looks lovely.
Maddie finally apologises for her appalling behaviour during the haircut. And pulls off a great shot which is ruined by Ashley.
There was a wealth of meh until it came to the final two - Chloe and Ashley. I was rooting for Ashley to be sent home then dun dun duiuuuuun! No one got sent home! ZOMG! etc....
This week kicked off with an argument of extractor fans and washing up. Apparently Chloe isn't allowed to comment on such matters because she isn't a domestic goddess. It's pretty clear though that none of the girls like Chloe. Jealous much?
In a Lovely Lisa Mail, it was revealed that this was going to be the best episode of the series - MAKE OVER!!!!
The girls were whisked off to Daniel Galvin's salon to be primped and preened with the required level of nervous trepidation.
Once they were told what they were going to have done, it was time to start cutting and colouring. But my goodness! The amount of bad extensions the girls had was quite frankly horrifying.
Ashley looked amazing with her Louise Lombardesque crop but hated it and wanted to cry.
Madeleine cried that she'd look like a lesbian. Not only that but a pale GINGER lesbian. She also seemed to think she has fat thighs and now that her hair had been cut that's all anyone will see... uh huh...
Sophie thought she looked like a boy mushroom. Whatever boy mushrooms look like...
Chloe has gone brown but according to Annaliese this will not make her intelligent. No shit sherlock.
Lovely Lisa tells Madeleine to STFU. Maddie cries even more.
Viola looks hardly any different. She makes me think of fairies when I look at her.
Mecia looks better
Lauren looks no different
Jade is still annoying. Just with better hair..
And Kasey looks SO much better with dark natural hair as opposed to the afghan hound she had before.
And who'da thunk it? The behaviour during the make overs was only a bloomin' task to front the salon's new campaign. Viola won mainly because I don't think she ever speaks. If she doesn't speak, she can't complain. Seems fair enough to me.
And so, via the medium of interpretive dance, the girls got the learn your body lesson.
Apparently Annaliese is a dance teacher. We know this because she tells everyone all the time and is generally bossy'n'bitchy. Felt a little burst of affection for Mecia for calling crunking "The Crumpet Dance".
The challenge for this one was to showcase new Miss Sixty clothes whilst dancing in a club.
Mecia and Annaliese won as dancers and Kasey's group won as fashion types and got to go back in the club. Maddie was pissed off apparently. Like anyone cared what she thought.
Oh huzzah. Yawn. Faux lesbianism for the photoshoot
Lauren looked very strong and was paired with Jade who matched her.
Ashley is our new whinger du jour. Bitch will not stop complaining about EVERYTHING.
And so on to judging.
Nick Johnson hated Chloe's shot - to be fair her discomfort was so evident she might as well have been holding a sign up saying so.
Annaliese's face looked weird!
Jade and Lauren's shots were great. Lovely Lisa finally criticised a body position! Jade had lost a knee.
Hahaha! Nick compared Viola to a zombie! She is a kooky one to be sure.
Daisy and Hayley won for professionalism and good shots.
Ashley STFU. Seriously. Stop whinging.
In other news, Lovely Lisa looks lovely.
Maddie finally apologises for her appalling behaviour during the haircut. And pulls off a great shot which is ruined by Ashley.
There was a wealth of meh until it came to the final two - Chloe and Ashley. I was rooting for Ashley to be sent home then dun dun duiuuuuun! No one got sent home! ZOMG! etc....
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